Have you heard the true
story where an elderly woman pulled a gun and screamed at the four men in a
car, “I have a gun and I know how to use it.” Of course, the men jumped out of
the car and ran.
Truly shaken up, the woman put the groceries in the car, got
behind the wheel and found her keys didn't work.
Later she walked into a police station. She explained her
plight in detail to a sergeant. The man in uniform couldn’t keep from laughing.
He finally pointed to the four pale white males at the other end of the counter
reporting a high-jacking by an elderly woman.
My story isn’t better, but just as embarrassing.
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